was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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