Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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