What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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