I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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