he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
