i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My dick has a subreddit
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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