She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
tell me about the eggs
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