I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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