she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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