I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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