Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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