part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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