all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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