you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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