I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
this will be a night to untag.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Randomize
