I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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