did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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