Rock
Scissors
Fuck
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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