normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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