I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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