So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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