I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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