that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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