So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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