toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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