so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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