If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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