she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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