They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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