fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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