I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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