just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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