is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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