Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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