Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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