At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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