is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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