I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I need water and some morals
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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