I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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