is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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