and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
