i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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