atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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