i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
