bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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