Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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