Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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