Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this will be a night to untag.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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