Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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