He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
