Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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