But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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