U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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