so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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