Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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