its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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